Becca. 21. Married to my best friend. Mommy to a future hockey player. I also like to think that I'm kinda funny.

Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?

(Source: princesconsuela, via parkingstrange)

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sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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1 hour ago

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

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1 hour ago
marilynmeth:

porkrub:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

Is this supposed to be art

marilynmeth:

porkrub:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

Is this supposed to be art

(via parkingstrange)

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1 hour ago

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

(via bitchach0hhhhhhhs)

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1 hour ago
reychull:

I did this to like 6 people last night. Lmao

reychull:

I did this to like 6 people last night. Lmao

(Source: hoodniggashit)

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1 hour ago

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 hour ago

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

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1 hour ago

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

There are two types of people in this world.

And apparently Blink-182 are both.

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

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1 hour ago

rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

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1 hour ago

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

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